Friday, July 31, 2009

My My O-My


LOOK! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... a dude with a mo-hawk on wall street?

I remember my mo-hawk...I rocked to my job at Geico because no one else had one and it was "indie" or "punk" and I was different; then like a week later two other guys had one and a chick shaved her head.

It seems like everyone can rock the hawk now. So what is to be used as the shocking stand out visual? Tattoos won't cut it any more (I mean come on...I have tattoos so it can't be that crazy). Piercings are slowly becoming less crazy...

Perhaps just being a normal dude is the way to make someone take a second look. I'll give it a try some time but I'm not sure how good I'd be at pulling off normal. What is your way of making people notice you? Is being the stand out bad ass a far gone conclusion for this chubby mexican to aspire to?

Monday, July 20, 2009

The world is out to get you...

I realized today that everyone thinks that the world is against them and that the grass is always green on the other side. My co-workers want raises. My bosses want less work so they can go home to their families. My friends want to hang out more or less or do things that they want to do. Everyone wants to win the lottery or get famous.


What happened to being happy as yourself? Just going with the flow and having a blast while doing it? I feel that if we could all take a second and realize that our lives are not perfect and that we are gonna have bad times mixed in with the good, we my be able to get past the idea that our lives suck. You're alive and that is allot more then some people have. You have freedom in this country and people in other countries die trying to get that freedom. So lets take a second and be happy for what we have. Relax on a monday night and go to Plush in Tucson to check out my show FOR FREE! Or your life will just suck.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Round Up!


In a perfect world you’d be able to wake up every morning and do what it is you love with whom ever you wish (or alone) and in perfect weather. A simple stroll down the street would bring you more joy than that holiday bonus. In this world you’d be able to wave at your neighbor without letting your inner monologue express your distaste for his/her lifestyle choice.

Why isn’t our world this “perfect”?.. it’s because we feel the need to belong. At the core of every single social and moral value we as human beings possess, we ultimately need to feel a part of something greater. Human beings are a social creature, constantly seeking out and using our energy towards being part of the correct “herd”. Most every decision we make can be traced back to and directly associated with our “need” to fit in, even if we don’t realize it. When you pick up that apple at the grocery and place it in your basket, you may think; “I want an apple”; but the base of this thought stems from your belief that this apple is to be consumed as food because that is what people do.

When someone has a strong opinion about a subject like owning a weapon, his/her opinion is enforced by his social group; but as part of this “tribe” it’s members feel threatened and move to defend any threat to their views at all costs. How can someone who believes in keeping the US Government and it’s laws out of local and personal issues, also believe that they should have the power in preventing someone across the country from getting married? Why does some that believes in keeping “your laws off my body” feel the need to tell others that they cannot smoke in a public place? Humans tend to fight for that which they hold most dear and are willing to sacrifice their views on a less significant view for the sake of winning said battle, no matter how trivial.

So how do we win? We don’t. We will always feel the need to defend our herd at all cost. You may think “Darren, are you upset at America? Do you want to move?”; I am not. I love my country because I can say these things. The only thing I have grown to hate is the increased sensitivity of my fellow Americans. If you do not like what I have to say, walk, drive, limp or roll away. I’ll extend the same courtesy to you. There is nothing within the boundaries of this country and our bonds as citizens that we cannot handle in a civil manner. If you aren’t breaking any laws or physically harming anyone…I hope you continue on doing what you’re doing. That’s what this country is about right? It’s not about right and left or conservative and liberal. I wish we could break out of our labels and groups but unfortunately the Shepard dogs of MEDIA and POLITICS have successfully herded us into our pens as we await our cultural slaughter at the hands of…ourselves.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Ninjas!!!




SO in my last little rock star trip to Vegas I encountered 3 amazing things:

1: Some of the best bouldering I've ever seen in my life. Got to hit the cube and just about everything else in the main arena. I must say that a 40 foot boulder should be considered a "really high ball".

2: A great bar in downtown vegas called The Griffin. Not only did this place feel like where the knights of the round table would watch the super bowl... but it had a bar tender that knew how to pour a greyhound for someone's birthday.

3: An urban Ninja. I didn't actually see this but my ho and my bro were driving around shopping and happened to see this "thuggish ruggish" dude walking around with a freakin samurai sword!!! SWEET!!!

Now lets think about this for one quick second. If you are walking around Vegas in the middle of the day with a big ass sword... what could you possibly be doing? I could only come up with the following posisbilities: you are looking for that mother fucker that stole your wallet why you were sleeping at that party last night where for some reason more people spoke japanese than english ; you have finally come to the realization that there can be only "one" and you are on a quest to find a bunch of other dudes with swords so you can chop of their heads ; you are on your way to meet a guy after responding to his craigslist ad which mentioned a massage and you aren't really feeling safe right now trading a massage for a pink iPod.

So can you guys think of any other possibilities for carrying a sword around vegas in the middle of the day? GO!

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